Want Bills playoff tickets? Guess who gets first dibs!

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And the back of that line is getting farther and farther away.

Donte Whitner promised us a playoff berth, and if the Bills should be fortunate enough to land a home game this postseason, this is expected to be one hot ticket. After all, the Bills should cross the 55,000 season ticket threshold, and with a smaller stadium post-renovation, that leaves fewer single tickets than the last time the Bills hosted a playoff game in 1997. Now take care of league requirements and tickets for sponsors and advertisers, and, natch, that number goes down even further.

But lookee here and see who gets next dibs. Yessiree, our beady-eyed, flapping-head good friends to the North who plunked down the big bucks for club seats up in Toronto, that’s who!

“Priority access to purchase Bills Playoff tickets in Buffalo (limited inventory)”

Memo to Billsfan: BOHICA!*

-Andrew Kulyk

*bend over here it comes again*

3 Responses to “Want Bills playoff tickets? Guess who gets first dibs!”

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    twoeightnine Says:

    As long as they have to purchase them in Buffalo, I’m okay with that.

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    Ryan Says:

    You gotta be shittin me.

    /I’m not your buddy, fwend.

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    Stu Hently Says:

    Season tickets are still on sale. Buy some. Then you don’t have to worry about getting playoff tickets. You can probably sell some of your regulars for a profit, too.

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